High-Octane Rock Covers

Galactic Grub • Heavy Rock • No Tray Required

SERVING SOON LIVE & LOUD
06 JUNE
THE STAR, THAXTED
● TIME TBC ● CM6 2LT
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17 JULY
DUNMOW CRICKET CLUB
● TIME TBC ● CM6 3AT
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⚠ WARNING: RHYTHM SECTION GENERATES KINETIC FORCES EXCEEDING SAFE IMPERIAL LIMITS ⚠

CANTEEN LORE

Welcome to the Death Star Canteen. We are a high-octane, 5-piece rock covers band operating straight out of the Herts & Essex sector, serving up a high-calorie menu of the greatest anthems in the galaxy.

We don't do polite acoustic background music, we don't do salads, and—as the dark lord himself dictated—we absolutely do not require a tray.

Instead, we lock ourselves in the sonic kitchen, crank the amplifiers to illegal Imperial limits, and dish out a relentless, face-melting selection of rock, alternative, and rocked up pop anthems. From classic riff-heavy monsters to modern stadium shakers, every track is served loud, raw, and fresh out of the fryer.

Whether you're a loyal stormtrooper looking to blow off some steam or a rebel sympathizer looking for a proper night out, our stage is always hot, the beers are cold, and the rhythm section is always cleared to fire at maximum capacity.

⚠ NO SALADS. NO BACKGROUND MUSIC. NO TRAYS. ⚠